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  • parents: why are you awake so early
  • me: who said i went to sleep

gaykarth:

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

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  • me: mom im 16 and pregnant
  • my mom: whAT
  • me: just kidding
  • me: im not 16
ray omg

ray omg

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